Docile alligators welcome. Paper shredder professionals welcome. Paper shredding alligators welcome. Shredding professionals clogging paper shredders with artisanal cheeses welcome. Baby dolls with one stuck eye welcome.
Whatever you do Don’t think
“5 out of 4 doctors say thinking is dangerous to your mental health”
~ Dr. Jenkinstein MP. HD. MO. US. E F. ish
And we can prove it…statistically
About Face
You might just be wise to turn around and run away. Artists are like editorializers. And nothing can be done about that. We have broken it and it cannot be fixed. We recommend not trying to fix it. We really, really broke it.
O….K…..go ahead, try to fix it. But you need to know, we did a steam-roller drive-by.
There are no instructions.
We are not responsible for the outcome.
Read the reviews…
“Worlds worst waste of time…”
Sam Findleberg – N.Y. City
“What is it exactly? I scratched my head for ten minutes and just walked away”
James Alderbirch – Utah
“Be suspicious of this thing…be very suspicious”
Katheryn Lemonstone – Greater Chicago Area
It made my earlobes sweat. Fantacstic!
Sir Egmont Overture – Paris, IN.
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Don’t ask us a question
We don’t have time or energy to respond. We won’t get back to you in a timely manner. And yes, we do believe there are stupid questions. Actually we dare you…just how stupid a question can you ask us? If it is really stupid, we may just get back to you quickly. Or not.